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Why Can't I Pay With A Credit Card?

Psilocybin Mushroom Spores are banned from being sold by Visa and Mastercard. They are who make the rules for payment processing company underwriters to follow. If they say something can’t be sold, it can’t. Unfortunately our products are on Visa and Mastercards shitlist.

As of 02/13/2023 Thick Spores merchant account for credit card payment processing was permanently banned by Intuit. Despite our track record of great customer service, great reviews, honest business (and totally legal products).. They canned us because of the truth I wrote about above. Credit card processors risk their business letting people sell banned products since the Visa and MasterCard overlords could excommunicate them for disregarding their rules.

But But But

I understand that it doesn’t seem fair when a few other spore vendors offer glorious credit card processing. The most delicious of all payment methods everyone loves and dreams about using. The payment method that will make people forget about a great product and a great 90 day warranty that is actually honored without a bunch of hassle.

Here’s the truth: Either that vendor that is accepting cards just recently got the merchant account and haven’t been reviewed internally by underwriting (visa and MasterCard thugs) OR they have misrepresented their business and products to the processor. It won’t be long before the vendors doing that get caught and wind up on the TERMINATED MERCHANT FILE. Once that happens they will not be able to get credit card processing again for at least 5 years. From anyone. For anything.

I am going to do my best to secure credit card processing once again for my customers, because I want you to have a great experience with us. But please understand you’re not buying ole Martha some flowers, or Gran Dad a birthday card. You’re buying psilocybin mushroom spores and its just not that easy on any of us because of what they are and where they came from!

Until then, if that day ever comes again, I truly hope that you will choose to support us while we bring you the best spore syringes your money can buy (and we got grow kits coming too). And I say it that way because I am not going to lie to a credit card processing company or a bank about what I’m selling. I will only engage in ethical business. Because at the end of the day, thats what Thick Spores is.

Thanks for your understanding and support for your favorite vendor!

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